{"id":1476,"date":"2017-10-04T16:23:34","date_gmt":"2017-10-04T14:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/startitkbs.org\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2017-10-08T17:41:39","modified_gmt":"2017-10-08T15:41:39","slug":"tu-sais-que-tu-as-trop-saigne-un-artiste-quand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/startitkbs.org\/index.php\/2017\/10\/04\/tu-sais-que-tu-as-trop-saigne-un-artiste-quand\/","title":{"rendered":"Dans la t\u00eate d’un zikos excessif #1"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tu sais que tu as trop saign\u00e9 un artiste quand …<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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– Quand tu places ses punchlines dans ta vie de tous les jours.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand Youtube te recommande que des interviews de cet artiste.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu le cites dans une copie de philo.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand t’en connais plus sur sa vie que sa propre m\u00e8re.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tes rep\u00e8res chronologiques sont r\u00e9gl\u00e9s sur les sorties de ses albums (ex 2006 : Finale de coupe du monde \/\/ Sortie de “Dans ma bulle” de Diam’s<\/strong>)<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu deviens incontr\u00f4lable \u00e0 la seconde ou t’entends ses sons en soir\u00e9e.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu mets des low kicks rotatifs aux personnes qui disent ne pas aimer cet artiste, salet\u00e9s d’incultes.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu connais sa date d’anniversaire et son adresse, alors que tu connais m\u00eame pas celles de ton copain\/ ta copine.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu r\u00eaves que ce sont tes gars s\u00fbrs, et que tu vis pleins d’aventures avec eux.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu passes ton temps \u00e0 reprendre les gens qui chantonnent sur les mauvaises\u00a0paroles d’un son.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand YouTube te recommande\u00a0Justin Bieber<\/strong>\u00a0alors que tout ce que t’as fait c’\u00e9tait \u00e9couter un son d’Ed Sheeran<\/strong>.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu arrives \u00e0 te persuader que m\u00eame ses plus mauvais sons, il faut les avoir sur son portable… Oh et puis finalement, c’est plus si nul que \u00e7a.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu dois te justifier aupr\u00e8s de tout le monde car t’es fid\u00e8le et t’\u00e9coutes deux ou trois morceaux du\u00a0Coldplay<\/strong>\u00a0actuel parce que c’\u00e9tait bien avant il y a genre 15 ans, mais si je vous promets c’\u00e9tait vraiment bien.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu as d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de t\u00e9l\u00e9charger toutes les musiques de cet artiste et de cr\u00e9er un playlist seulement pour lui sur ton portable. Le style musical de cette playlist tu vas d’ailleurs l’appeler Bob Marley<\/strong>.<\/h5>\n

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– Quand tu connais le nom de son chien, et sa pointure. Et oui des chaussures de chiens \u00e7a existe.<\/h5>\n
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Par Kl\u00e9ber Rasle<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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